Not That Cool

Excuse me, do you have the time?

'Cause I've been here waiting since a quarter after nine

And it is not true love that I'm hoping I will find

No the truth is that I just don't want to be alone tonight

My how your eyes sparkle

Have you heard that one before?

'Cause if you have, don't you worry, I know at least one million more

Like the one about your father, stealing stars out of the sky

And if I could buy you just one more drink

I think I'd have the strength to tell these lies

And it must feel so fine

To get what you want every time

I would if I were more like James Dean

Then I could walk right up to you

And say, "Hello, how do you do?"

And then you'd come back home with me

But I'm just not that cool, you see

I'm just not that cool, you see

So for now I'll just sit here and wait alone

And hope that maybe you'll say hello

As the night just creeps along

And I don't want to know about the clothes you wear

I want to see you in the morning with the

Sunlight through your hair

And it must feel so fine

To get what you want every time

I would if I were more like James Dean

Then I could walk right up to you

And say, "Hello, how do you do?"

And then you'd come back home with me

But I'm just not that cool, you see

I'm just not that cool, you see, no

And it must feel so fine

To get what you want every time

I would if I were more like James Dean

Then I could walk right up to you

And say, "Hello, how do you do?"

And then you'd come back home with me

Then I could walk right up to you

And say, "Hello, how do you do?"

And then you'd come back home with me

But I'm just not that cool, you see

I'm just not that cool, you see

I'm just not that cool, you see

Excuse me, do you have the time?