Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble

Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble

but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

so next time a girl gives you the play

just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

Just last week when I was walking down the street

I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet

I walked up to her I said hello

she said you're kind of cute I said yes I know

But by the way sweetheart what's your name

she said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine

I said my name is the Prince and she said why

I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy

But enough about me yo let's talk about you

and all the wonderful things that you and I can do

I popped some cash and in a little bit of time

I showed some cash and the girl was mine

I took her over town I wined her and dined her

she ask me did I like her I said well kinda

all of a sudden she jumped out her seat

snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street

She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging

so I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin

she got mad looked me dead in my face

threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape

I got scared when she started to yell

so I handed her my wallet and ran like hell

I was duckin through alleys right and left

but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death

I was arrested charged with agrivated assault

(yo Clancy we got him)

but it wasn't my fault

nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble

but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

So next time a girl gives you the play

just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

I was in a bar one Friday night

cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight

I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla

when this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila

I responded by saying hello

she paid for my drink and then said let's go

20 minutes later things were starting to cook

as we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots

the music was soft and there was wine in the glasses

she started winking and making little passes

At me she pat me close that's when she got bold

she started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold

we went to her bedroom thinking of one thing

took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring

I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek

and that's when I observed those satin bed sheets

I felt that it was time for me to make my move

I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove

I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue

a door slammed and a voice said baby where are you

her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin

and said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb

I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go

I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window

just my luck we were in a snow storm

and all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm

And to top the night off I had to break in my place

because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case

I was done sneezing and coughing

I hope this doesn't happen to often

But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble

but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

so next time a girl gives you the play

just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

Yo man you think they see your point

I don't know I don't think they really do

I think you should give 'em another example

awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here

I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year

it was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear

I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets

to the Run DMC concert

(I'm wit it)

It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready

(yeah)

aight fine see you then Betty

I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth

got funky fresh dressed in my la coq sportif

got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet

until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet

I sat there for at least an hour

it was ten after nine before she got in the shower

9:35 she comes downstairs

and said I need a little longer to finish my hair

At ten o'clock we had then missed the show

she comes downstairs and says let's go

go where go to sleep I'm gone

I was steamin like a demon as I drove home

But it just goes to show

not trying to bust your bubble

but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

so next time a girl gives you the play

Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes

take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away

man first your parents just don't understand

then you having these crazy nightmares

I know why me man why me

what's next

now these girls man you know how it is

can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em