Alley Cat

Tonight I'm an alley cat yeah,

More afraid of you than you are of me

But if you leave some food out on the porch,

I might stay till there's nothing left to eat

I could sit alone in a lunch room in high school

If I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in Asheville

Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest

Has a hole as big as the one in my pocket

I mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest

But hell, you kiss like a rocket

I'd be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom

If I wasn't a 20 year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom