A Night to Remember

One night I was feeling low,

I'd got nothing to do; I'd got nowhere to go,

so I pumped some drugs inside to get myself high,

I drank a belly full of cider and kissed reality goodbye.

My head was on a pole floating in space,

I saw the man on the moon; he'd got a smirk on his face,

I met my girl on a satellite,

he didn't complain she'd been on him all night.

I'm tripping off to a party,

it's brewing up in my head,

don't gate crash my party,

just roll your own joint instead.

A Jack Daniels was put in my hand,

I lit up a match, which stuck up the band,

the hula girls were the stars of the show,

with their little grass skirts, they were a shit hot blow.

So many doom brains getting high as a kite,

smoking weed and getting pissed all night,

I went to the bar to order more wine,

I saw the Queen of England snorting a speeding fine.

I'm tripping off to a party,

I'm having the time of my life,

don't gate crash my party,

you can cut the air with a knife.

Well funk it Kickman!

The president was crashed out on the floor,

I switched on the T.V. to see who's starting a war,

the Pope was preaching live and let live,

he was sipping a Guinness and smoking a spliff.

My brain's in overdrive screaming for more,

when the fuzz arrived trying to break down my door,

time to split the joints and try to break free,

I was too drunk to stand, I was too stoned to see.

Don't gate crash my party, - I'm so legless tonight.

don't gate crash my party,- just find your own joint,

don't gate crash my party, - I'm really out of my tree,

don't gate crash my party, - hey, who's nicked my face man?

Don't gate crash my party, - don't boguard that joint there Shakey!

Don't gate crash my party;- oh, you're a long time dead man.