Arnold Schwarzenegger

I try as hard as I can

To make you see that I care

But try as hard as I may

It seems to get me nowhere

'Cause Arnold Schwarzenegger is in all your dreams each night

Where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets to kiss and hold you tight

But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could

And he couldn't begin to hold you like I would

And he couldn't begin to love you

No, he coudln't begin to love you like I do

I send you flowers to wear

I bring you records to play

In spite of all that I do

You always chase me away

'Cause Arnold Schwarzenegger is in all your dreams each night

Where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets to kiss and hold you tight

But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could

And he couldn't begin to hold you like I would

And he couldn't begin to love you

No, he coudln't begin to love you like I do

Go to the movies

Look up at Arnold

Any old time that's fine

But here in real life

Tell me that you'll be mine

But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could

And he couldn't begin to hold you like I would

And he couldn't begin to love you

No, he coudln't begin to love you like I do

But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could

And he couldn't begin to hold you like I would

And he couldn't begin to love you

No, he coudln't begin to love you like I do

But he couldn't begin to kiss you

Couldn't begin to hold you

And he couldn't begin to love you

Couldn't begin to touch you - etc.