Stayin' Home Woman

I spend the half the day cookin'

But I wind up havin' dinner all alone

Because he stopped off with some friends to see

Just how much they could drink on their way home

By the time he makes it home the food is just about as cold as I am

And his stayin' home woman is gettin' tired of her stayin' out man

He oughta be a Texas rancher

Cause he sure spreads a lotta bull around

Tellin' how he won the war he made

The others finally lay all their weapons down

But there won't be a big parade tonight

When a hero comes marchin' home again

And his stayin' home woman's gettin' tired of her stayin' out man

He's the type of man that likes to brag

And boast about what little that he's done

While he's drinkin'

While he's out with ole friends laughin' it up and havin' fun

What is he thinkin'

I know that another woman ain't about to ever cross his mind

Cause when it comes to lovin' he's comin' home to mine

Well the lawn sure needs a cuttin'

And the hedges need to be trimed by the walk

But each time I mention work to him

He gives me dirty looks and double talk

It's a shame to know the one you love

Won't hardly even lend a helpin' hand

And his stayin' home woman's gettin' tired of her stayin' out man

And his stayin' home woman's gettin' tired of her stayin' out man