I'm A Woman

Well I can wash out

forty four pairs of socks

And have 'em on the line.

You know I can starch

and iron two dozen shirts

'fore you can count

from one to nine.

I can slip up

a great big dip up of lard

From a drippings can.

Throw it in the skillet,

do my shopping,

And be back before it

melts in the pan.

'Cause I'm a woman...

W-O-M-A-N.

Let me tell ya again.

I'm a woman...

W-O-M-A-N.

Well I can rub and scrub

'til this house shines

just like a dime.

Feed the baby, grease the car,

Powder my nose at the same time.

You know I can get all dressed up,

Go out swinging with the M-A-N,

Jump in bed at five, sleep 'til 6,

And start all over again.

'Cause I'm a woman...

W-O-M-A-N.

Let me tell ya again.

I'm a woman...

W-O-M-A-N.

Well now if you come to me sick,

You know

that I'm gonna make you well.

And if you come to me all hexed up,

You know I'm gonna break the spell.

And if you come to me hungry,

You know I'll feed ya

full of my grits.

And if it's loving you want,

I can kiss you and give you

the shivering fits.

'Cause I'm a woman...

W-O-M-A-N.

I'll say it again.

I'm a woman...

W-O-M-A-N.

Well,

I got

a twenty dollar gold fee

That says there's nothing

that I can't do.

Well, I can make a dress

out of feeding sacks,

And I can make a man

out Of you.

'Cause I'm a woman...

W-O-M-A-N.

I'll say it again.

I'm a woman...

W-O-M-A-N.

I'm a woman.

I'm a woman.

I'm a woman.

Yeah, I'm a woman.