Surprise, Surprise

Surprise, Surprise there's a man downstage.

Surprise, Surprise I'm in a bar.

Surprise, Surprise It's my turn to play.

I'm overworked and underpaid.

I drive to work in a rented bus,

200 miles or more a day,

just so that you can get a look at us

and figure out if we're worth you paid.

too many potential flings

too many bands to depened.

Over 60,000 miles I travelled

to drink more beer than Al Capone bottled

(and did he bottle..)

I used to live the nightlife,

but now the nightlife's living me.

Too many times I had too many

because there's too many people watching me

they're watching me.

Surprise, Surprise I remember them all.

Surprise, Surprise we ain't pissed them off.

Surprise, Surprise I kind of miss the past

Surprise, Surprise it went by so fast.

Surprise, Surprise .