Anne Dong

Grab my face

As hard as it's funny to you

While I pretend

I'm your real dad

"How is Anne's cough today, Ms. Sheryl?"

I pretend to ask

A daughter who I bug

And can only stand to be around me for about thirty seconds

But whose picture I wear

In a pin inside my coat

"So, who is this picture?"

"That's you, Anne"

"You're not coming to my birthday"

"Oh, I know"