Hi

If you are wasting your life, say hi

If you are alone tonight, say hi

If you wish he should die, say hi, hi-hi, hi-hi

If you have a hole in your head, say hi

If you have a stitch in your wrist, say hi

If, when you look at the sky, it is black and shredded

A sliver of bone could get caught in your throat; well, silence is golden

A shot of bone sticking out of your arm; well, blood is beautiful

If your curtain is closed, and you are still standing behind it

If there is a rag in your mouth; broken glass will shine for with the moon

If your body has quit and you forgo residing in it

[Rat feces litter the tongue]; broken hearts will shine for with the moon

If you have eaten it all, say hi

If your bra is on fire, say hi

If your bed is a living hell, say hi, hi-hi, hi-hi

If you don't know what to say, say hi

If you have poked out your eyes, say hi

If, when you open your arms, Ferdinand gores you in the chest

Have you seen your face as of late? The hippopotamus is beloved;

Half a crocodile hanging out of it's mouth with the village rejoicing

If your curtain is closed, yet you are still standing behind it

If there is a bomb in your mouth;

Broken glass will shine for with the moon

If your body is wrong and you regret residing in it

Jack razor-bladed your throat;

Broken hearts will shine for with the moon