20,000

I hand you a card

Why don't I give you a ring?

They'd be a great band

If that guy could sing

Dresses like Lee Marvin

Dances like Dave Graney

And he'll do anything

If you just promise to pay him

They just started in the bedroom

It's a legal thing

That old pair of shoes will

Always let you down

No matter how good they look

The sex would always drown

Sorry I can't work you're my ???

Two more hours go

And the minute's just dying

They just started in the bedroom

It's a legal thing

I hand you that card

Why don't you give me a ring?

They'd be a great band

If that guy could sing

Dresses like Lee Marvin

Never dance like Dave Graney

And he'll do anything

If you just promise to pay him

They just started in the bedroom

It's a legal thing