Dirty Laundry

All alone again (2x)

I speak as if I'd last one minute

With eyes not fixed upon this screen

Stalking the girls I could never f**k

I mean they're sluts but it seems I lack that luck

And I'm not the man to wash my hands

All alone or acting like we've hit it off

Cause either way I'm just jerkin someone off

At 2 am, dicks out and pissin'

Till you leave town wishing (No!)

I won't be satisfied

Things are gonna be different now you see

And add to all this dirty laundry you left me

Its' getting air and with heavy rotation

You'd better have a damn good explanation

You act as though you have lived a lie

Because you're tans been overcooked

But I've been burned and burned

AND BURNED AND BURNED!

And now every single day,

I look more like my father

I've only got so many layers

And it's only getting hotter

2 am, dicks out and pissin'

Till you leave town wishing (No!)

I won't be satisfied

I didn't mean to be so forward

There are some things you should know:

He loves you like a truck stop screw

When you're alone he adores me

You'd best get it straight, say it.

When you're all dressed you just bore me (2x)

[Chorus x2]