Half Timer

A celery

You need a, a celery

If you want to fit in a celery

It gets you through to half time, a celery

Why don't you, smash the system from within

A celery

Get yourself a promotion

And then take your children to the zoo for the weekend

A celery

With the extra cash you've got there

I got some cash, a celery

Oh, I had a job once, it was awful, a celery

Bloodsuckers, new carpets, a celery

For money in emergencies, bus fares, a celery

For kids and stuff