Mr. Know-It-All

Jack from school

He listened to Bowie

People thought he was cool

He used to live for the thrill

Skiing around up in the Hollywood Hills

But no one knows

He's talking it up

That it's all for show

He's boring as fuck

You're Mr. Know-It-All

She's staring at her phone

And even though you sit together

You feel so alone

It's such a tragedy

When people hardly speak

Try to live up to the person you pretend to be

You're Mr. Know-It-All

You're Mr. Know-It

Jill liked art

She listened to Mozart

People thought she was smart

She used to quote Hemingway

Trippin' on acid in the Palisades

But no one knows

That it's all for show

You're Mrs. Know-It-All

He's staring at his phone

And even though you sit together

You feel so alone

It's such a tragedy

When people hardly speak

Try to live up to the person you pretend to be

You must've known I tried to change

Would love to say hello

Please, don't hang up

Afraid of what I'd say

Hello, hello, hello

I'm Mr. Know-It-All

I'm Mr. Know-It-All

Staring at my phone

And even though we sit together

I feel so alone

It's such a tragedy

We always used to speak

Try to live up to the person I pretend to be

I'm Mr. Know-It