Weird On A Monday Night

"You may have noticed, that I'm not all there myself"

"But- but- but- but, but- but- but...Butter!"

"It was very, very, very rude indeed."

"Jam? Jam, I forgot all about jam."

"Yes, sure you want, it’s nice to see."

"Mustard? Mustard, don't let's be silly!"

"But I don’t want to go among mad people!"