Razorblade

I knew a stupid prick

He was a fucking dick

And he was looking for an easy way out

He reached into his shit

Ploffered a rusty bit

It was a razorblade / a rusty razorblade

Death by bloodloss / suicide razorblade

And lying on the floor

Just right outside the door

He was about to take his very last breath

The paramedics came yeah it was fucking lame

And he was waiting for the angel of death