The Same Way

I love you in the same way

You love me, I know

And I love you in the same way

I deserve you

And you deserve what you've got

You have no flaws

And I, in the same way I deserve you

It's four in the morning

And you come home nice and clean

Smelling like musk

What a cheap perfume

But you were working

Pulling a night shift

Of course I believed you!!!

And please give back those panties

That your cousin -poor thing-

That she left underneath the seat

Of your truck

You love me, I know

And I love you in the same way

I deserve you

And you deserve what you've got

You have no flaws

And I, in the same way

I deserve you

Just yesterday I called you

Someone named Joselina picked up

A hard-working girl

Working till late at night

Every day of the week

But anyway...

You have no flaws

And I, in the same way

I love you, darling

Sorry if I was late

But I had so many problems

Getting home...

My car broke down

I ran out of gas

Flat tire, or something in the starter...

Imagine my luck

This happened right in front of a restaurant

In a somewhat odd neighborhood

So I went in, sat down, and ate

And you'll never guess what I saw...

You dancing, baby

You were with someone, that Joselina

Or maybe that was your cousin

I didn't make a fuss, baby

Because I know it's just for work

So that's why I danced, drank

Made new friends...

Let people talk

Oh skull, what killed you?

It was my tongue, sir