Bald to the Bone

I know this guy named Howard,

and he's bald.

And he's got a goatie,

but not on his head.

He's a really bald guy,

bald as bald can get.

And I will tell ya, Howard Wulkan,

is bald to the bone.

B-b-b-b-b-b-b bald,

b-b-b-b-b bald,

b-b-b-b-b-b bald.

Bald to the bone.