Fore Play with a Tree Shredder

The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt

Some More Hits

Kickin' Your Ass and Fuckin' Your Bitch

You Are a Food Critic

No We Dont Want to Do a Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band

I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos

Hey, Aren't You Gary Spivey?

In My Heart There's a Star Named After You

I Thought Hitler Was Cool Until I Found Out He Didn't Drink

Wasting Time Writing Anal Cunt Songs

Bonus Track #4

Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny

I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert

Radio Hit

I Liked Earache Better When Dig Answered the Phone

It's Alright/Sabbra Cadabra/Blow on a Jug

You Quit Doing Heroin, You Pussy

I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt

Side 1 of 88 Song EP

Hitler Was A Sensitive Man

Steroids Guy

Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers

Hogging Up The Holocaust

You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

You Drive An Iroc

You Go To Art School

You Got Date Raped

You Have Goals

You Keep A Diary

You Live In A Houseboat

You Look Adopted

You Own A Store

You Play On A Softball Team

You Sell Cologne

You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You

Marc Payson Is A Drunk

I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth

02657

Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb

You Look Divorced

You Should Be Balding

The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.i.d.s. Is Awesome

I Hope You Get Deported

Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak

Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot

You Are An Orphan

I Ate Your Horse

I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

I Lit Your Baby On Fire

I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died

I Paid J. Howell To Rape You

I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway

I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human

Hootie And The Blowfish

Hebosaurus

All Our Fans Are Gay

Art Fag

Being Ignorant Is Awesome

Branscombe Richmond

Chris Barnes Is A Pussy

Dictators Are Cool

Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed

Gloves Of Metal

Recycling Is Gay

Saving Ourselves For Marriage

Valujet

Van Full Of Retards

Walker, Texas Corpse

Waterfall Wishes

Picnic Of Love

Obviously Adopted

I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I Wanna Grow Old With You

Jack Kevorkian Is Cool

Just The Two Of Us

My Woman, My Lover, My Friend

You Are An Interior Decorator

110 Songs

Face It. You're a Metal Band

Punching Joe Bonni's Face In

Kill Women

I Noticed That You're Gay

Dead, Gay, and Dropped

Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis

Trapped

You're a Fucking Cunt

Phyllis Is an Old, Annoying Cunt

Al Stankus Is Always On the Phone With His Bookie

Bill Scott's Dumb

Harvey Korman Is Gay

You Fucking Freak

Theme From Three's Company

Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrisey

Metamorphosis

I'm Sick Of You

Howard Wulkan's Bald

You're A Trendy Fucking Pussy

Tom Arnold

I Got Athlete's Foot Showering At Mike's

Big Pants, Bigger Loser

Your Family Is Dumb

Furnace

You're Dumb

Everyone in the Underground Music Scene Is Stupid

Dumb, Fat, & Gross

I'm Not Stubborn

Mike Mahan's Sty

Bonus Track

You've Got No Friends

You're A Cop

You Can't Shut Up

You've Got Cancer

We Just Disagree

Hungry Hungry Hippos

Pottery's Gay

Rich Goyette Is Gay

You Live in Allston

You Are a Food Critic

You're Gay

Your Cousin Is George Lynch

Because You're Old

Being a Cobbler Is Dumb

Richard Butler

311 Sucks

Your Kid Is Deformed

You're Old (Fuck You)

Your Best Friend Is You

You're In A Coma

Windchimes Are Gay

No We Dont Want to Do a Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band

Rene Auberjonois

The Internet Is Gay

Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You

You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)

Locking Drop Dead In McDonald's

Technology's Gay

Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp

I'm In Anal Cunt

You (Fill In The Blank)

Kyle From Incantation Has A Moustache

Bonus Track #3

I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It

Eazy‐E Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury

I Like Drugs and Child Abuse

Laughing While Lennard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison

I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife On a Daily Basis

I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos

Rancid Sucks (And the Clash Sucked Too)

Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us

You Rollerblading Faggot

I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You

Body By Auschwitz

Sweatshops Are Cool

Women: Nature's Punching Bag

I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank

Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag

I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die

I Fucked Your Wife

Into the Oven

I Gave N.A.M.B.L.A. Pictures of Your Kid

The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt

Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny

Dead Beat Dads Are Cool

I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert

You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach

Tim Is Gay

BT/AC

I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women

Some Songs

Some More Songs

Blur Including New H.C. Song

Even More Songs

Tim

Judge

Spin Cycle

Song #8

Pavorotti

Unbelievable

Music Sucks

Newest H.C. Song #1

Chiffon and Chips

Guy Smiley

Seth

I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Any More Since They Signed to Earache

A. Ex. A Blur

G.M.O.T.R.

I'm Wicked Underground

Blur Including G

Shut Up Mike

Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers

Radio Hit

Loser

When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvins

Eddy Grant (Covers of Electric Avenue and I Don't Wanna Dance

MTV Is My Source for New Music

Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid

Having to Make Up Song Titles Sucks

Well You Know, Mean Gene...

Song #5

Iron Funeral

Chapel of Gristle

Hellbent for Leatherman

Alcoholic

Chump Change

Slow Song from Split 7

Les Binks' Hairstyle

Newest H.C. Song #2

Greatful Dead

Ageing Disgracefully

Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan

Surfer

You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This

Choke Edge

Otis Sistrunk

Russty Knoife

Fred Bash

Guess Which 10 of These Are Actual Song Titles

Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have the Flu)

Guy le Fleur

Song #3

Empire Sandwich Shop

Morrissey

Selling Out By Having Song Titles on His Album

Grindcore Is Very Terrifying

Song #6

Guy Lombardo

Some Hits

Some More Hits

Pepe, the Gay Waiter

Even More Hits

M.J.C.

Flower Shop Guy

Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band

Lenny's in My Neighborhood

Stayin' Alive (Oi! Version)

Benchpressing: The Effects on Kevin Sharp's Vocals

Josue

Delicious Face Style

#19 to Go

'Stealing Seth's Ideas': The New Book by Jon Chang

Morbid Dead Guy

Believe in the King

Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core

Shut Up Mike (Part 2)

Hey, Aren't You Gary Spivey?

Breastfeeding Jm J. Bullock's Toenail Collection

Fore Play with a Tree Shredder

2 Down, 5 to Go

I Liked Earache Better When Dig Answered the Phone

Brain Dead

Newest H.C. Song #3

The Sultry Ways of Steve Berger

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

Lives Ruined by Music

Still a Freshman After All These Years

I'm Still Standing

John

Newest H.C. Song #4

Song #9

Cleft Palate

Theme from The A-Team

Old Lady Across the Hall with No Life

Shut Up, Paul

Lazy Eye (Once a Hank, Always a Hank)

American Woman

Greed Is Something We Don't Need

I'm Not That Kind of Boy

I Couldn't Afford to Buy You a Present (So I Wrote You This Song)

I'd Love to Have Your Daughter's Hand in Marriage

In My Heart There's a Star Named After You

Fuck Yeah!

Crankin' My Band's Demo on a Box at the Beach

Loudest Stereo

Kickin' Your Ass and Fuckin' Your Bitch

Hot Girls on the Road

Whiskey, Coke and Sluts

All I Give a Fuck About Is Sex

I'm Gonna Give You AIDS

Yay! It's Pink!

I Wish My Dealer Was Open

Bonus Track #2

I Went Back in Time and Voted for Hitler

Say, Say, Say

I'm Hitler

I Thought Hitler Was Cool Until I Found Out He Didn't Drink

Religious Vomit

Olde Tyme Hardcore

I'm Glad I'm Not a Girl

I Hate Jed Davis, He Sucks and He's Gay

The Great Southern Trendkill

Killing Yourself to Live

It's Alright/Sabbra Cadabra/Blow on a Jug

You're Gonna Need Someone on Your Side

Two Turds and a Golf Ball

Untitled

Live At Nightbreak SF, CA 8/26/93

SF Jail 8/27/93

Live At Good Company Lounge Braintree, MA 5/20/93

Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay

Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck, You Fucking Towelhead

If You Don't Like the Village People, You're Fucking Gay

You Quit Doing Heroin, You Pussy

Fred Shitbreath

Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At a Phish Concert

I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt

The South Won't Rise Again

I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore

Bonus Track #5

Ha Ha Halocaust

We're Not 'In Da House' You Fucking Wigger

Howard Is Bald

Bald to the Bone

A Conversation With Howard Wulkan

Ballad of Baldness

Night on Bald Mountain

If I Can't Have Hair

Siege

Grateful Dead

I Don't Wanna Dance

Morrisey

Very Rare Rehearsal From February 1989

Beating Up Niggers That Sell Fake Crack

One Man Ghetto

Cop Calling Faggot

Tsunasum

Get On Your Knees Cunt

Don't Offer Me Weak Drugs or I'll Kick Your Fucking Ass

Wearing Out Our Welcome

Nothing's Offensive Anymore

Wasting Time Writing Anal Cunt Songs

Caring About Anything Is Gay

We Are Anal Cunt

47 Song Demo

Side 1 of 88 Song EP

Side 2 Of 88 Song EP

Live in Indiana Feb. 20, 1989

Side 1 Of 5,643 Song Ep

Side 2 Of 5,643 Song EP

Side 1 Of Another EP

Side 2 of Another EP

Outtakes from Another EP

Live in Schwabisch Hall, Germany

Live in Berlin, Germany

Side 1 of Unplugged EP

Side 2 of Unplugged EP

Side 1 of Live EP

Side 2 of Live EP

A.C. Side Of Split 7

A.C. Stuff from Apocalyptic Convulsions 10

A.C. Stuff From The Master Of Noise Comp 12

Howard Wulkan Is Bald

Howard Wulkan

The Word

Bonus Track #4