Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At a Phish Concert

You've got no f**king money and your girlfriend is ugly

So I stole your drugs (2x)

Your van's a piece of shit with a Dead sticker on it

So I stole your drugs (2x)

First I stole your nitrous

Then I stole your acid

Then I stole your mushrooms

Then I kicked your ass

Then I stole your pot

Then I stole your beer

Then I stole your tickets

And sold them for crack