I Ate Your Horse

Your Dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse

You loved it, and took better care for it than yourself

You command it, cleaned it, and fed it apples every day

I was broke, drunk, and hungry, so I killed your horse, and ate it

I ate your horse

I ate your horse

I ate your horse

I ate your horse

When you came to the stable next morning

You found a pile of hair, teeth, and hooves

I hid around the back, to listen to you cry

Then I beat an old lady to death whit the leg bone

I ate your horse

I ate your horse

I ate your horse

I ate your horse