I Paid J. Howell To Rape You

Jim Howell beat his wife so his brother-in-law fired him

We were trying to think of ways we could help him out

I saw you wearing a 311 shirt and reading French poetry

To your lesbian lover who was wearing a beret

I paid Jim Howell to rape you (4x)

First we gave him a fifth of Old Crow and some Schlitz

We told him you'd probably be at the Random Road Mother show

While you were talking to Joe Bonni about clove cigarettes

He yanked you away and fucked you up the ass

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, you got raped by Jim Howell (4x)