You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag

YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR

MAIL PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY

YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN

SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING FAG

YOU'RE f**kING GAY, YOU'RE f**kING GAY

I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OF WHO ARE GAY

I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OF WHO ARE GAY

WHEN YOU BROKE IN ROD STUART HAD ALREADY BEATEN YOU THERE

LUCKILY YOU WHERE BOTH GOOD FRIENDS

YOU BOTH SAT AROUND AND DRANK 10 GALLONS OF SPERM

WAIL LISTENING TO LOS CRUDOS, AND WATCHING MARILYN MANSON VIDEOS

YOU'RE f**kING GAY, YOU'RE f**kING GAY

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