You Should Be Balding

Hey who's that bald guy walking down the street?

It's Howard.

Ow yeah!

His name is Howard Wulkan, yeah-yeah.

And his head's really shiny, yeah.

If he is only balding,

he's balding really bad, yeah-yeah.

Howard Wulkan's bald, yeah.

BAAAAAAAAAAAALD.

Howard Wulkan's bald, yeah, BALD BALD BALD BALD.

You should be balding, yeah. (2x)