Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS, ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS

ERIC CLAPTON'S GAY, AND HE'S f**kING GAY

YOUR FATHER IS THE 4TH WORST SONG WRITER

AFTER SPRINGSTEEN, SEGER AND PETTY

YOU WERE SICK OF HIS GAY f**kING SONGS

SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW

YOUR FATHER SUCKS SO f**kING BAD

YOU KNEW YOU'D GET BEATEN UP AT SCHOOL

YOU WERE SICK OF HEARING "YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TONIGHT"

SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW

SOMETIMES I WISH YOU DIDEN'T DIE

BECAUSE I HATE THE SONG "TEARS IN HEAVEN"

I WAS GLAD YOU DIED UNTIL I HEARD THAT SONG

AND KEVIN SHARP IS GAY