The Early Four Track Recordings

1	Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath	3:23
2	Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath	1:42
3	Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap	3:30
4	Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap	2:09
5	Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub	3:18
6	Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home	2:38
7	Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub	0:58
8	Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub	2:23
9	Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue	2:19
10	Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet	1:13
11	Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub	2:49
12	Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan	1:28
13	Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself	5:09
14	Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs A Tree	2:25
15	Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom	2:47
16	Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom	3:50