Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue

les chants de maldoror

Upon Settling on the Frozen Island, Lecithin Presents Claude and Coquelicot With His Animal Creations for Them to Approve or Reject

Cast in the Haze (Been There Four Days)

Y The Quale And Vaguely Bird Noisily Enjoying Their Forbidden Tryst / I'd Be A Yellow Feathered Loon

Barely Asian at the Beefcake Horizon

nursing slopes

The Couple's First Kiss

When You're Loved Like You Are

Inside a Room Full of Treasures, a Black Pygmy Horse's Head Pops Up Like a Periscope

Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap

Voltaic Crusher/Undrum to Muted Da

Advice from a Divorced Gentleman to His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage

Black Lion Massacre

Coquelicot, Claude and Lecithin Dance Aboard the Ocean Liner

October Is Eternal

Miss Blonde Your Papa Is Failing

Everything Disappears When You Come Around

Baby

I Can't Stop Your Memory

When You're Loved Like You Are

Don't Ask Me to Explain

In Dreams I Dance with You

Sleeping in the Beetle Bug

Tim I Wish You Were Born a Girl

Montreal

This Feeling (Derek's Theme)

I Was Watching Your Eyes

Springtime Is the Season

At Night Trees Aren't Sleeping

You've Got a Gift

One of a Very Few of a Kind

Happy Yellow Bumblebee

Little Viola Hidden in the Orchestra

The Couple's First Kiss

Sing You a Love You Song

Honeymoon in San Francisco

The Couple in Bed Together Under a Warm Blanket Wrapped Up in Each Other's Arms Asleep

Cutie Pie

Panda Bear

Sadness Creeping Up and Scaring Away the Couple's Happiness

Please Tell Me So

My Darling, I've Forgotten

You Feel You Must Go, Don't Go!

Just Recently Lost Something of Importance

The Hollow Room

It's Easy to Sleep When You're Dead

Old Familiar Way

Fun Loving Nun

Tulip Baroo

Jacques Lamure

The March of the Gay Parade

Neat Little Domestic Life

A Collection of Poems About Water

Y The Quale And Vaguely Bird Noisily Enjoying Their Forbidden Tryst / I'd Be A Yellow Feathered Loon

The Autobiographical Grandpa

The Miniature Philosopher

My Friend Will Be Me

My Favorite Boxer

Advice from a Divorced Gentleman to His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage

A Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He and His Wife Drive Off a Cliff into the Ocean

Nickee Coco and the Invisible Tree

The Gay Parade Outro

Good Morning Mr. Edminton

Peacock Parasols

An Introduction for Isabell

Let's Do Everything for the First Time Forever

Coquelicot's Tea Party

Rose Robert

It's a Very Starry Night

Mimi Merlot

Butterscotching Mr. Lynn

Coquelicot, Claude and Lecithin Dance Aboard the Ocean Liner

Go Call You Mine

The Events Leading Up to the Collapse of Detective Dulllight

Penelope

A Dreamy Day of Daydreaming of You

Hello from Inside a Shell (Zombies Enter the Harbor)

Lecithin's Tale of a DNA Experiment That Went Horribly Awry

It's Just So

The Frozen Island

The Hopeless Opus or The Great Battle of the Unfriendly Ridiculous

Doing Nothing

Old People in the Cemetery

Isn't It Nice?

Jennifer Louise

The Blank Husband Epidemic

Pancakes for One

We Are Destroying the Song

An Ode to the Nocturnal Muse

Predictably Sulking Sara

Natalie and Effie in the Park

A Question for Emily Foreman

Kissing in the Grass

Kid Without Claws

Death Dance of Omipapas and Sons for You

Disconnect the Dots

Lysergic Bliss

Will You Come and Fetch Me

My British Tour Diary

Rapture Rapes the Muses

Eros' Entropic Tundra

City Bird

Erroneous Escape into Erik Eckles

Chrissy Kiss the Corpse

Your Magic Is Working

Climb the Ladder

How Lester Lost His Wife

Spike the Senses

Vegan in Furs

Requiem for O.M.M.2

I Was Never Young

Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games

Forecast Fascist Future

So Begins Our Alabee

Our Spring Is Sweet Not Fleeting

The Party's Crashing Us

Knight Rider

I Was a Landscape in Your Dream

Death of a Shade of a Hue

Oslo in the Summertime

October Is Eternal

The Repudiated Immortals

Suffer for Fashion

Sink the Seine

Cato as a Pun

Heimdalsgate Like a Promethean Curse

Gronlandic Edit

A Sentence of Sorts in Kongsvinger

The Past Is a Grotesque Animal

Bunny Ain't No Kind of Rider

Faberge Falls for Shuggie

Labyrinthian Pomp

She's a Rejecter

We Were Born the Mutants Again with Leafling

Nonpareil of Favor

Wicked Wisdom

For Our Elegant Caste

Touched Something's Hollow

An Eluardian Instance

Gallery Piece

Women's Studies Victims

St. Exquisite's Confessions

Triphallus, to Punctuate!

And I've Seen a Bloody Shadow

Plastis Wafer

Death Isn't a Parallel Move

Beware Our Nubile Miscreants

Mingusings

Id Engager

I Feel Ya' Strutter

Coquet Coquette

Godly Intersex

Enemy Gene

Hydra Fancies

Like a Tourist

Girl Named Hello

Famine Affair

Casualty of You

Around the Way

You Do Mutilate?

Gelid Ascent

Spiteful Intervention

Dour Percentage

We Will Commit Wolf Murder

Malefic Dowery

Ye, Renew the Plaintiff

Wintered Debts

Exorcismic Breeding Knife

Authentic Pyrrhic Remission

Fugitive Air

Obsidian Currents

Belle Glade Missionaries

Sirens of Your Toxic Spirit

Colossus

Triumph of Disintegration

Amphibian Days

She Ain't Speakin' Now

Hegira Émigré

Raindrop in My Skull

Imbecile Rages

Absent Plot

Dee's Enochian Alphabet

Drachnids

Dumb Acre

Fire Integrity

From an Innocent Window

I Belong to the Movement

Industrial Vile

Intestinal Giant

Murky Limits

Our Training Did Nothing

Propaganda

Soft Breakables

Soots

My, What a Strange Day With a Swede

An Ill-Treated Hiccup

Cast in the Haze (Been There Four Days)

Mimi Merlot Beatnik Version

Girl From NYC (Named Julia)

Inside a Room Full of Treasures, a Black Pygmy Horse's Head Pops Up Like a Periscope

Charlie and Freddy

There Is Nothing Wrong With Hating Rock Critics

Maple Licorice

Barely Asian at the Beefcake Horizon

Spooky Spider Chandelier

Friends of Mine

Christmas Isn't Safe for Animals

Our Love is Senile

Obviousatonicnuncio

Sails, Hermaphroditic

Steppin' Out

Hindlopp Stat

Partizan Terminus

Georgie's Lament

Jan Doesn't Like It

Feminine Effects

Tender Fax

Psychotic Feeling

Alter Eagle

Kristiansand

Micro University

Subtext Read, Nothing New

Noir Blues to Tinnitus

Expecting to Fly

Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath

Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath

Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap

Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap

Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub

Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself

Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs A Tree

Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom

Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom

Black Lion Massacre

Flunkt Sass Vs. The Root Plume

Holiday Call

L'age D'or

Slave Translator

You Are an Airplane

The Inner Light

When a Man Is in Love With a Man

If I Faltered Slightly Twice

Disguises

On the Drive Home

The Secret Ocean

I Felt Like Smashing my Head Through a Clear Glass Window

Noir Blues to Tinnatus

Du Og Meg

Voltaic Crusher/Undrum to Muted Da

Derailments in a Place of Our Own

Miss Blonde Your Papa Is Failing

No Conclusion

Jimmy

Middle Class Ghetto

Microuniversity

I am a Christian's Son

Nicki Lighthouse

Scenes from My Funeral

Look at the Bell

Upon Settling on the Frozen Island, Lecithin Presents Claude and Coquelicot With His Animal Creations for Them to Approve or Reject

Let's Go for a Walk

Our Riotous Defects

Sex Karma

A Celebration of H. Hare

Joseph and Alexander

The Problem with April

Was Your Face a Head in the Pillowcase?

Julie the Mouse

In the Army Kid

Buried with Me

Spoonful of Sugar

Ira's Brief Life as a Spider

The World Keeps Going Round

True Friends Don't Want to Do Things Like That

The You I Created

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue

Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan

Easy to Sleep When Your Dead

A Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He and His Wife Drive Off a Cliff

Cast in the Haze

Ah, My Kitten

First Time High

Tropical Ice-Land

let's relate

it's different for girls

gratuitous abysses

my fair lady

les chants de maldoror

a sport and a pastime

ambassador bridge

def pacts

chaos arpeggiating

nursing slopes

trashed exes

chap pilot