Lyrics of Montreal

of Montreal

Christmas Isn't Safe for Animals

Is Christmas safe?

Is Christmas safe?

Is Christmas safe for animals?

Soft and squishy animated mammals

Tapping so lightly on their teeth with a gun

My god, are they cold?

Is Christmas safe?

Is Christmas safe?

Is Christmas safe for animals?

Crippled with fear of the sparking wires

On an electrical beach

Plagued by the thought

That a bird cannot smile

Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for

$225 each? Put it on your Sears card!

Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for

$225 each? Put it on your Sears card!

Put it on your Sears card!

Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for

just $250 a month? Put it on your Sears card!

Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for

$225 each? Put it on your Sears card!

Why rent?

Put it on your Sears card!

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe

Christmas isn't safe for animals