Mimi Merlot

Manuel's mouth filled with foam upon discovering the

properties of Mimi Merlot. Just Imagine his chagrin when

he found she'd drugged him, tied him up and locked him

inside her wardrobe. On top of all of this the boas hung

above him made him sneeze

Hhhhhhaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhooooooo. It's snowing all around

inside Mimi's wardrobe. oh no no. Now she's covering the

wardrobe in aluminum foil oh no no then she sticks her

little finger through the key hole and says "suck on it

and maybe I'll let you go" to which Manuel replies "Oh

you want me to suck? like this?' Mimi Merlot you're the

most convincingly non-fictitious character that I know