Mimi Merlot
Manuel's mouth filled with foam upon discovering the
properties of Mimi Merlot. Just Imagine his chagrin when
he found she'd drugged him, tied him up and locked him
inside her wardrobe. On top of all of this the boas hung
above him made him sneeze
Hhhhhhaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhooooooo. It's snowing all around
inside Mimi's wardrobe. oh no no. Now she's covering the
wardrobe in aluminum foil oh no no then she sticks her
little finger through the key hole and says "suck on it
and maybe I'll let you go" to which Manuel replies "Oh
you want me to suck? like this?' Mimi Merlot you're the
most convincingly non-fictitious character that I know