My Favorite Boxer

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer

He goes smasho and everyone cheers

He turns big men into whimpering cowards

He's so strong and how I adore him

But I'm so weak

So much so that I'm afraid

to walk alone down my street

I know I'll never be as brave as Hector Ormano

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer

His smile is so white like elephant ivory

He's so handsome and all of his girlfriends

Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves

But I don't know many girls

And I certainly don't know any girls like that

Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano

One summer day I was sitting on the bridge

Looking at the water below

When I heard some laughter and a familiar voice

Coming from down the road

It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped

I saw Hector Ormano with some friends

And as they approached my mind went blank

As I struggled to find the words

I was dying to tell him

As Hector walked by he picked up a stick

And threw it at my head

His friends went quiet and Hector said to me

"What are you looking at wimp?"

HHHHHEEEEECCCCCTTTTTOOOOORRRRR!!!!!

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer

Even though he was mean to me

My father says I'm a meaningless no one

Compared to the perfect Hector Ormano