The Blank Husband Epidemic

My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband

who hated his job and hated his life

So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy

off of a bridge because he hated his car

and he hated his life

He couldn't silence the ever present thought

”I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful man”

And his heart was blank

don't we know what blank people are good for

what they are good for?

My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband

who just couldn't escape or catch a break

So he wanted to ride his bike

blindfolded into traffic

cause he hated his bike and he hated his life

His heart was consumed with guilt

from the knowledge he had not

become a successful man

he was an unsuccessful man

and his heart was blank

don't we know what blank people are good for

what they are good for?

Till one day my Auntie introduced him

to her friend named Gwendoline

and she must have made a stunning first impression

because he left my Auntie

and never came back again leaving with Gwendoline

But my Auntie didn't care

she knew she could find

another blank husband anywhere

by God they're everywhere

My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband