There Is Nothing Wrong With Hating Rock Critics

I'm not confused like you pig you're falling from your tree

there's something wrong with you

there's something wrong with me

there's nothing wrong with me

I'm not impressed by you, maggot's vomit on the seat

there's something wrong with you

there's nothing wrong with me

but there is something definitely wrong with you

and the way that you view

your place in the world

you are wrong

you can say what you want

but the truth is so clear

How can you think you are better than anyone

the thought of it is really just absurd

your cynical opinions have no depth

you're uninsightful and irrelevant, haven't you heard?

it's time that you heard

I'm not confused like you twit you lester bangs wannabe

there's something wrong with you

there's nothing wrong with me

there's nothing wrong with me

I'm not impressed by your rank and trite adolescent ennui

there's something wrong with you

there's nothing wrong with me

but there is something definitely wrong with you

and the way that you view

your place in the world

you are wrong

you can say what you want

but the truth is so clear

How can you think you are better than anyone

you don't even create you just critique

it's so obscene the way that you deride the work of artists

about whom you're not even worthy to speak, not worthy to speak

We think that you're daft, and in truth, truly pathetic

it's creepy how you act as if everything is copacetic

your venomous wit is your crutch

and your heart is so corrupt

you degrade everything you touch

because you're the champion of the dismissive review yeah

in your signature style, we've composed this review of you