Nature Boy

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off

Dance around the house like nature boy

My genitalia and pectoral muscles

aren't quite what I would like them to be

But you don't see me

No one can see me

I pull my blinds

Fill out my income tax form

Pen in hand I write so legibly

I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus,

I stroke him

But you don't see me

No one should see me

I pull the blinds

For the sun glares off my tele

and I find it quite so irritating

I have my videos - loads of Ren and Stimpy

Bottom - a bit of pornography

But you don't see me

No one should see me

Well, I've been known to tell a tale in two, and three, and four

And I've been persecuted sicne I sailed in through the door

And I've been known to sing a song in three, and four, and five

And I've been getting my ass chewed since the day I arrived here

But you don't see

No one should see me