Oompa TV

Oompa Loompa

Doompa-dee-do

I've got another

Puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa

Doompa-dee-dee

If you are wise

You'll listen to me

What do you get

From a glut of TV?

A pain in the neck

And an IQ of three

Why don't you try

Simply reading a book?

Or could you just not bear

To look?

You'll get no

You'll get no

You'll get no

You'll get no

You'll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa

Doompa-dee-da

If you're not greedy

You will go far

You will live in

Happiness too

Like the Oompa

Oompa Loompa

Doompa-dee-do

Doompa-dee-do