Sathington Willoughby

We are gathered here

Today in these majestic

halls of old to honor

a man they call

Sathington Willoughby.

There's a joke or two,

A pun or three

I feel that must be

told then I go on to

speak of Sathington Willoughby.

Sathington Willoughby

the legislator that

penned us up a bill

that banned the use

of certain things like this and that.