Shake Hands with Beef

There's a time for lies

And a time for truth

I say, eye for an eye

Eye for a tooth

When I roamed young

I'd scavenge around

Every nook and cranny

Of our little town

It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys

Steal us some wine

Puff Tijuana Smalls

Shake hands with beef

She's so fine

She's so sweet

Mom and Pop they raised her

On huge slabs of meat

She's fine

A man of nine

Water derby day

Twenty six pumps

on a Crossman

And it's time to play

It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys

Steal us some wine

Puff Tijuana Smalls

Shake hands with beef