Spegetti Western

Why do we do this C.G. and I?

Every night vegetables,

Minds numbed up by THC.

I've got my pen, C.G. the remote

Laurel and Hardy's the best bet at

four A.M. On a Friday

No dreads about the working day

Funny thing about weekends

When you're unemployed

They don't quite mean so much,

except you get to hang out with

all your working friends

Well we got us a spaghetti western on 36

I like spaghetti westerns

I like the way the boots are all reverbed out

walking across the hardwood floors

In fact, everything's got

that big reverb sound

Well what'll I do now?

Go to sleep

Pull the pud

We need new pornos

Well, I guess I'm still writing...