Whatareya

You're a yob or you're a wanker

Take your fucking choice

So who is your favourite genius

James Hird or James Joyce?

You ever seen a live performance?

Join the wanker club

You thought I meant table top dancing?

You're a yobbo, bub

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

Wankers once used mobile phones

But now that's sorta changing

And yobs once lived in cottage homes

Ain't social change amazing?

If a yob and wanker want a girl

The wanker guy will get her

Both of them are equally ugly

But the wanker hides it better

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

A wanker fights inequality

And for people's rights;

A wanker fights class prejudice

A yobbo just fights

Yob or wanker, wanker or yob

Pass me the brush to tar ya

Make your choice then live your life

Come on pal, what are ya?