Mistah Eliot – He Wanker

I'm Interested in Apathy

Get Thee in my Behind, Satan

Babies Bite Back

Choose Bad Smack

Gas! Gas! - An Ecstacy Of Fumbling

(I Think I’ve Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out

A Faceful of Divertamenti

The Mystery of the Artist Explained

The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword

40 Years Then Death

The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie

All Ordinaries Index

Root

Opium Is The Religion Of The Masses

Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway

Bone Idol

Message From A Big Day Out Port-A-Loo

DJ Trevor

I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'

The Last Australian Guitar Hero

Been Caught Wankin'

Denial Works For Me

Great Expectorations

Greg! The Stop Sign!

The Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut

Thunderbirds Are Coming Out

Whatareya

Yob

Defecate On My Face

Saturday Night Palsy

Mistah Eliot – He Wanker

I'm Interested in Apathy

Get Thee in my Behind, Satan

Babies Bite Back

Choose Bad Smack

Gas! Gas! - An Ecstacy Of Fumbling

(I Think I’ve Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out

A Faceful of Divertamenti

The Mystery of the Artist Explained

The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword

40 Years Then Death

The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie

All Ordinaries Index

Root

Opium Is The Religion Of The Masses

Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway

Bone Idol

Message From A Big Day Out Port-A-Loo

DJ Trevor

I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford

The Birth Of Uncool

As Seen On Reality

The Song Of The Quarter-Time Siren (Car Battery)

Diffident Strokes

Ken Bruce Has Gone Mad

Sorted For D 'n' M

Cerebral Knievel

Tonight Harry's Practice Visits The Home Of Charlie 'Bird' Parker

Somebody Start A Fight Or Something

Neck It

TISM Are Shit

Death, Death, Death

I Drive A Truck

40 Years - Then Death

The History Of Western Civilisation

I'll 'Ave Ya

Get Thee To A Nunnery

Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli

(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River

Greg! The Stop Sign!!

All Homeboys Are Dickheads

Whatareya?

Five Yards

Sid Viscous

The Phillip Ruddock Blues

Unfair (extract)

If You're Not Famous At Fourteen You're Finished

Fielding At Long On (part 1)

Ten Points For A Razor Scooter

Fielding At Long On (part 2)

Thou Shall Not Britney Spear

Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The Enlightenment?

The Young Vandal Extemporises

MobyDick Head

Schoolies Week

The Horse, Not The Horseshit

Geniuses Are Turds (extract)

I Abhor This Senseless Waste Of Violence (extract)

Come Back DJ, Your Record Is Scratched

You're A Long Way From Home (part 1)

Boot Party

To Whom It May Concern

Intermission

Channel Turd

Fatboy Slim Dusty

You're A Long Way From Home (part 2)

Ex Malcom X (extract)

Honk If You Love Fred Durst

You're A Long Way From Home (part 3)

XTreme Sports Can Kiss My Arse

The Man From Popular Culture Came Round

Fourteen Years In Rowville

Yet Another Hinch Diatribe

Fielding At Long On (part 3)

BFW

(There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite

Dumb 'n' Base

The Parable Of Glen McGrath's Haircut

I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt

A HardEarned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink To Get Pissed

The Men's Room

Describe the Worst Headjob I've Ever Had- Fantastic!

Kate Fischer Of Men

My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea

The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner

Julius Seizure - Act III, scene ii, verse 73-118

Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours

Opposite Day

Rebel Without A Paunch

I'd Be Happier If I Was More Depressed

Professor Derrida Deconstructs

You Gotta Love That

Garbage

Lose Your Delusion 2

!Uoy Sevol Natas

What Nationality Is Les Murray-

Play Mistral For Me

How Do I Love Thee-

Jung Talent Time

Aussiemandias

Give Up For Australia

Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt

Bishop = Handjob

Father And Son

If You're Ugly, Forget It

Mourningtown Ride

Lose Your Delusion

Jesus Pots The White Ball

The Tism Boat Hire Offer

Existentialtism

While My Catarrh Gently Weeps

They Shoot Heroin, Don't They-

Dazed And Confucious

Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 1

Whinge Rock

The Tism Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues

(I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Furniture

The Tism Finance Plan Offer

Leo's Toltoy

The History Of Western Civilization

Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 2

My Generation

We Are The Champignons

Let's Club It To Death

Let's Form A Company

Life Kills

Pus Of The Dead

It's Novel. It's Unique. It's Shithouse

I Don't Want Tism I Want A Girlfriend

Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 4

If You're Creative, Get Stuffed

The Fosters Car Park Boogie

Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow

Kill Americans

Volare

Slave To The Economist

I Shit Me

Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen

Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown

The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi

And The Ass Said To The Angel 'Wanna Play Kick To Kick'

The Mordialloc Rd Duplicator

Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge

Ezra Pound-Axe King

Johnny To B Or Not To B Goode

Morisson Hostel

The Ted Commandments

Drop The 'Tude

Abscess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

Dicktatorship

For Those About To Rock

Lets Hang Around The Shopping Centre

Strictly Loungeroom

There's More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows

Pus

I Think I've Got Mick Jagger Worked Out

Death Death Death

The Art Income Dialectic

Mistah Elliot - He Wanker

Kill Yourself Now And Avoid The Rush

Take Your Love

Jung Talent Time #1

Junk

Strictly Refuse

Rubbish

Jung Talent Time #4

Fuck 'Em, Fuck 'Em - the Lot of 'Em

If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arteries

Does Fame Bring Forth Madness?

Don't Believe the Hype' Is Hype

Bash This Up Your Ginger

Mistah Eliot (He Wanker)

A Face Full of Divertimenti

I'm Into Led Zep

The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped

(I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out

Gas! Gas! - an Ecstasy of Fumbling

If You Want the Toilet, You're In It

The Art-Income Dialectic

Eckerman Is Very Silly

Lyric for Jack

Tale of Two Faeces

40 Years (Then Death)

Ballad of the Semitic Nazi

And the Ass Said to the Angel, "Wanna Play Kick to Kick?"

Jack Eliot's Turf Whinge

Ezra Pound - Axe King

Morrison Hostel

U2, Brute?

The Judeo-Christian Ethic

Won't Get Fooled Again, Again

We Are All of Us In the Gutter, But Some of Us Are Looking At the Sewerage

Untz

I Go Off

Untz Untz Untz Untz

Shut Up - the Footy's On the Radio

What Nationality Is Les Murray?